In the inaugural episode of Spoiler Alert, Danny and Mike review Spike Lee’s reboot of ‘Oldboy’, a movie that is [Spoiler Alert] destined to end up on their respective Worst of 2013 lists. Take heed: this will be the first, and last, episode that contains bumper music that sounds as if it were composed by Trent Reznor on a particularly bad day. The underlying theme of this flick is as bizarre as it is disturbing, and Sharlto Copley bears the brunt of critique in his unusually one-sided performance.